Cocktails 1 oz vodka
1 oz Sour Puss® apple liqueur
1 oz guava juice
1 oz white grape juice
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"I was married 3 times" explained
the man to a newly discovered
drinking partner, "and I'll never
marry again. My first 2 wives died
of eating poison mushrooms and my
3rd wife died of a fractured skull."
"That's a shame." said his
friend , "How did it happen?"
"She wouldn't eat the
mushrooms!"
This customer comes into
the computer
store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with
lots of graphics.
You know, something really challenging."
"Well," replied the
clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"
Who loves
hamburgers, French fries, and
ants?
Ronald MacAardvark!
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. Fred Allen
A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know. H. L. Mencken
A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every person leaves a mark. Chinese Proverb