Cocktails 1 oz coffee liqueur
1 1/2 oz light rum
1 1/2 oz coconut cream
2 oz milk
1 sliced banana
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"I was married 3 times" explained
the man to a newly discovered
drinking partner, "and I'll never
marry again. My first 2 wives died
of eating poison mushrooms and my
3rd wife died of a fractured skull."
"That's a shame." said his
friend , "How did it happen?"
"She wouldn't eat the
mushrooms!"
This customer comes into
the computer
store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with
lots of graphics.
You know, something really challenging."
"Well," replied the
clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"
Who loves
hamburgers, French fries, and
ants?
Ronald MacAardvark!
If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut. Albert Einstein
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down. Woody Allen