Cocktails 1 1/2 oz Smirnoff® vodka
1 1/2 oz triple sec
1/2 oz cranberry juice
1/2 oz fresh lime juice
1 orange zest
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"I was married 3 times" explained
the man to a newly discovered
drinking partner, "and I'll never
marry again. My first 2 wives died
of eating poison mushrooms and my
3rd wife died of a fractured skull."
"That's a shame." said his
friend , "How did it happen?"
"She wouldn't eat the
mushrooms!"
This customer comes into
the computer
store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with
lots of graphics.
You know, something really challenging."
"Well," replied the
clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"
Who loves
hamburgers, French fries, and
ants?
Ronald MacAardvark!
Be silent as to services you have rendered, but speak of favours you have received. Seneca
Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about seeking whom he may devour. Bible
Delay not; swift the flight of fortune's greatest favours. Seneca