Cocktails 1/2 oz Bacardi® 151 rum
1 oz vodka
7 oz Gatorade® Citrus Cooler energy drink
1 splash amaretto almond liqueur
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A virus does something.
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A virus does something.
"I was married 3 times" explained
the man to a newly discovered
drinking partner, "and I'll never
marry again. My first 2 wives died
of eating poison mushrooms and my
3rd wife died of a fractured skull."
"That's a shame." said his
friend , "How did it happen?"
"She wouldn't eat the
mushrooms!"
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating. Arnold Bennett
Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pound ought and six, result misery. Charles Dickens
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. John Wilmot