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A scoutmaster asked one of his
troop what good deed he had done for the day. 'Well,' said the Scout.
'Mum had only one dose of castor oil left, so I let my baby
brother
have it.'
Why do they put a suicide watch on death row
prisoners? Why
would you care if a man you're planning to kill
anyway, kills himself?
Does it spoil the fun?
I also think
about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day
before his
execution, managed to take a drug overdose. They rushed him to a
hospital, saved his life, then brought him back to prison and killed
him.
Apparently, just to anger him.
A
scoutmaster asked one of his troop what
good deed he had done for the day.
"Well, Skip," said the scout, "Mum
had only one dose of castor oil
left, so I let my baby brother have
it."
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating. Arnold Bennett
Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pound ought and six, result misery. Charles Dickens
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. John Wilmot