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What's the difference between Windows
95 and a
virus?
A virus does something.
What's the difference
between Windows 95 and a virus?
A virus does something.
The officer shouted
orders to a
nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran
directly onto
the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a
dispatch
case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to
safety.
"Private," the officer said, "I'm recommending you for a
medal. You
risked your life to save the locations of our secret
warehouses."
"Warehouses?" the private shouted. "I thought you said
whorehouses!"
Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. P. J. O Rourke
I cannot forgive my friends for dying; I do not find these vanishing acts of theirs at all amusing. Logan Pearsall Smith
Let us have a care not to disclose our hearts to those who shut up theirs against us. Francis Beaumont