Punches 1 oz Jamaican dark rum
1 oz brandy
1 oz madeira
1 whole egg
1 tsp powdered sugar
3/4 cup milk
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"I was married 3 times" explained
the man to a newly discovered
drinking partner, "and I'll never
marry again. My first 2 wives died
of eating poison mushrooms and my
3rd wife died of a fractured skull."
"That's a shame." said his
friend , "How did it happen?"
"She wouldn't eat the
mushrooms!"
This customer comes into
the computer
store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with
lots of graphics.
You know, something really challenging."
"Well," replied the
clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"
What does the aardvark call his
dog?
Aard-bark!
[The superior man] acts before he speaks, and afterwards speaks according to his actions. Confucius
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. Robert Benchley
A diplomat must always think twice before he says nothing. Irish Proverb