Cocktails 4 1/2 oz Tropicana Twister Kinetic Kiwi Strawberry
3 oz Bacardi® white rum
1 1/2 oz DeKuyper® Razzmatazz liqueur
1 oz half-and-half
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"I was married 3 times" explained
the man to a newly discovered
drinking partner, "and I'll never
marry again. My first 2 wives died
of eating poison mushrooms and my
3rd wife died of a fractured skull."
"That's a shame." said his
friend , "How did it happen?"
"She wouldn't eat the
mushrooms!"
This customer comes into
the computer
store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with
lots of graphics.
You know, something really challenging."
"Well," replied the
clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"
What does the aardvark call his
dog?
Aard-bark!
A cold needs the cook as much as the doctor. Scottish Proverb
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. Ogden Nash
A mind, like a home, is furnished by its owner, so if one's life is cold and bare he can blame none but himself. Louis L'Amour