Cocktails 2 oz Captain Morgan® Original spiced rum
6 oz Pepsi® Holiday Spice
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"I was married 3 times" explained
the man to a newly discovered
drinking partner, "and I'll never
marry again. My first 2 wives died
of eating poison mushrooms and my
3rd wife died of a fractured skull."
"That's a shame." said his
friend , "How did it happen?"
"She wouldn't eat the
mushrooms!"
This customer comes into
the computer
store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with
lots of graphics.
You know, something really challenging."
"Well," replied the
clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"
What does the aardvark call his
dog?
Aard-bark!
"Do you know what a pessimist is?" "A man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it." George Bernard Shaw
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read. Mark Twain
A tough lesson in life that one has to learn is that not everybody wishes you well. Dan Rather