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"I was married 3 times" explained
the man to a newly discovered
drinking partner, "and I'll never
marry again. My first 2 wives died
of eating poison mushrooms and my
3rd wife died of a fractured skull."
"That's a shame." said his
friend , "How did it happen?"
"She wouldn't eat the
mushrooms!"
This customer comes into
the computer
store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with
lots of graphics.
You know, something really challenging."
"Well," replied the
clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"
What does the aardvark call his
dog?
Aard-bark!
A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. Henry David Thoreau
A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any news in it or not. Henry Fielding
An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions. Robert A. Humphrey