Cocktails 4 oz peach vodka
2 oz pineapple juice
2 oz orange juice
1 oz fresh lemon juice
2 oz 7-Up® soda
2 tsp sugar
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"I was married 3 times" explained
the man to a newly discovered
drinking partner, "and I'll never
marry again. My first 2 wives died
of eating poison mushrooms and my
3rd wife died of a fractured skull."
"That's a shame." said his
friend , "How did it happen?"
"She wouldn't eat the
mushrooms!"
This customer comes into
the computer
store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with
lots of graphics.
You know, something really challenging."
"Well," replied the
clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"
What does the aardvark call his
dog?
Aard-bark!
"Careful with fire" is good advice we know.
"Careful with words" is ten times doubly so. William Carleton
[T]here's no bad day that can't be overcome by listening to a barbershop quartet; this is just truth, plain and simple. Chuck Sigars
A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism. Carl Sagan