Other Drinks 3/4 oz vodka
1/4 oz absinthe herbal liqueur
1 slice lemon
1 pinch cinnamon
1 pinch sugar
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"I was married 3 times" explained
the man to a newly discovered
drinking partner, "and I'll never
marry again. My first 2 wives died
of eating poison mushrooms and my
3rd wife died of a fractured skull."
"That's a shame." said his
friend , "How did it happen?"
"She wouldn't eat the
mushrooms!"
This customer comes into
the computer
store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with
lots of graphics.
You know, something really challenging."
"Well," replied the
clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"
What does the aardvark call his
dog?
Aard-bark!
Be silent as to services you have rendered, but speak of favours you have received. Seneca
Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about seeking whom he may devour. Bible
Delay not; swift the flight of fortune's greatest favours. Seneca