Shots & Shooters 1 part Rumple Minze® peppermint liqueur
1 part Goldschlager® cinnamon schnapps
1 splash Jagermeister® herbal liqueur
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The officer shouted
orders to a
nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran
directly onto
the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a
dispatch
case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to
safety.
"Private," the officer said, "I'm recommending you for a
medal. You
risked your life to save the locations of our secret
warehouses."
"Warehouses?" the private shouted. "I thought you said
whorehouses!"
"I was married 3 times" explained
the man to a newly discovered
drinking partner, "and I'll never
marry again. My first 2 wives died
of eating poison mushrooms and my
3rd wife died of a fractured skull."
"That's a shame." said his
friend , "How did it happen?"
"She wouldn't eat the
mushrooms!"
What's the speed limit of
sex?
68; at 69 you have to turn around.
...the safest course is to do nothing against one's conscience. With this secret, we can enjoy life and have no fear from death. Voltaire
[M]aybe the most any of us can expect of ourselves isn't perfection but progress. Michelle Burford
A bad habit never disappears miraculously; it's an undo-it-yourself project. Abigail Van Buren