Cocktails 1 oz Pernod® licorice liqueur
1 oz creme de menthe
1 oz lime juice
3 - 4 oz lemonade
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The officer shouted
orders to a
nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran
directly onto
the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a
dispatch
case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to
safety.
"Private," the officer said, "I'm recommending you for a
medal. You
risked your life to save the locations of our secret
warehouses."
"Warehouses?" the private shouted. "I thought you said
whorehouses!"
"I was married 3 times" explained
the man to a newly discovered
drinking partner, "and I'll never
marry again. My first 2 wives died
of eating poison mushrooms and my
3rd wife died of a fractured skull."
"That's a shame." said his
friend , "How did it happen?"
"She wouldn't eat the
mushrooms!"
What's the speed limit of
sex?
68; at 69 you have to turn around.
Be silent as to services you have rendered, but speak of favours you have received. Seneca
Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about seeking whom he may devour. Bible
Delay not; swift the flight of fortune's greatest favours. Seneca