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What do computers eat when they get hungry?
Chips.
Why do
accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.
Why don't anteaters get sick ?
Because they are
full of antibodies!
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating. Arnold Bennett
Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pound ought and six, result misery. Charles Dickens
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. John Wilmot