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The officer shouted
orders to a
nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran
directly onto
the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a
dispatch
case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to
safety.
"Private," the officer said, "I'm recommending you for a
medal. You
risked your life to save the locations of our secret
warehouses."
"Warehouses?" the private shouted. "I thought you said
whorehouses!"
What's the speed limit of
sex?
68; at 69 you have to turn around.
What did the egg say to the
boiling water?
"How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got
laid a minute
ago."
"Careful with fire" is good advice we know.
"Careful with words" is ten times doubly so. William Carleton
[T]here's no bad day that can't be overcome by listening to a barbershop quartet; this is just truth, plain and simple. Chuck Sigars
A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism. Carl Sagan