Cocktails 1 1/2 oz Absolut® Citron vodka
1/2 oz triple sec
4 1/2 oz sweet and sour mix
1 splash lemon-lime soda
1 splash cranberry juice
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A ragged individual stranded for several months
on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day
noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it.
Rushing to
the bottle, he pulled out the cork and with shaking hands
withdrew the
message.
"Due to lack of maintenance," he read,
"we regretfully have found it
necessary to cancel your e-mail
account."
This customer comes into
the computer
store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with
lots of graphics.
You know, something really challenging."
"Well," replied the
clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"
What does the aardvark call his
dog?
Aard-bark!
"Careful with fire" is good advice we know.
"Careful with words" is ten times doubly so. William Carleton
. . . .When I am, as it were, completely myself, entirely alone, and of good cheer - say traveling in a carriage, or walking after a good meal, or during the night when I cannot sleep - it is on such occasions that my ideas flow best, and most abundantly. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
...in order that a man may be happy, it is necessary that he should not only be capable of his work, but a good judge of his work. John Ruskin