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Bob is sitting on the ice all day fishing with
no luck, not even a nibble. Cold and tired he is about to leave,
when a
guy walks up cuts a hole in the ice beside him, and starts
pulling out
fish as fast a he can drop his hook in the water.
Bob
can't believe it, he yells over " whats your secret?"
"woogatkakeptewrwm" he answers back.
"what did you say?" replies Bob.
The man spits a large ball of worms on the ice and says to Bob,
" you
have to keep your worms warm".
Q:what do you catch when you go ice fishing
A:a cold
A customer was bothering the waiter in a
restaurant.
First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because
he was
too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too
cold, and so on
for about half an hour.
Surprisingly, the
waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and
never once got
angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he
didn't throw
out the pest.
"Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter
with a smile.
"We don't even have an air conditioner."
[S]he refused to be bored chiefly because she wasnt boring. Zelda Fitzgerald
A box of crayons and a big sheet of paper provides a more expressive medium for kids than computerized paint programs. Clifford Stoll
A college degree is not a sign that one is a finished product but an indication a person is prepared for life. Reverend Edward A. Malloy