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Bob is sitting on the ice all day fishing with
no luck, not even a nibble. Cold and tired he is about to leave,
when a
guy walks up cuts a hole in the ice beside him, and starts
pulling out
fish as fast a he can drop his hook in the water.
Bob
can't believe it, he yells over " whats your secret?"
"woogatkakeptewrwm" he answers back.
"what did you say?" replies Bob.
The man spits a large ball of worms on the ice and says to Bob,
" you
have to keep your worms warm".
Q:what do you catch when you go ice fishing
A:a cold
A customer was bothering the waiter in a
restaurant.
First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because
he was
too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too
cold, and so on
for about half an hour.
Surprisingly, the
waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and
never once got
angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he
didn't throw
out the pest.
"Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter
with a smile.
"We don't even have an air conditioner."
A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. Henry David Thoreau
A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any news in it or not. Henry Fielding
An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions. Robert A. Humphrey