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Malibu® mango rum
Kato recipe
A delicious recipe for Kato, with Malibu® mango rum and tea. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

4 oz Malibu® mango rum
8 oz Arizona green tea with ginseng and honey


Method:
Pour the tea into a hurricane glass over ice. Add the Malibu mango rum, stir and serve.
Serve:
Hurricane Glass

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