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Key Lime Pie #2 recipeShots & Shooters
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Key Lime Pie #2 recipe
A delicious recipe for Key Lime Pie #2, with French Kiss® vanilla liqueur, lime juice and cream. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 oz French Kiss® vanilla liqueur
3/4 oz lime juice
1/2 oz cream


Method:
Combine ingredients with ice in a cocktail shaker. Shake, strain into shot glasses, and serve.
Serve:
Shot Glass

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