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Cosmopolitan Cocktail #4 recipe
A delicious recipe for Cosmopolitan Cocktail #4, with Absolut® Citron vodka, Cointreau® orange liqueur and cranberry juice. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 1/2 oz Absolut® Citron vodka
3/4 oz Cointreau® orange liqueur
1 oz cranberry juice


Method:
Combine all ingredients in a cocktail or martini shaker with ice and 2 squeezed lime wedges. Shake violently for 10 seconds. Strain into a martini or cocktail glass garnished with a lemon twist, and serve.
Serve:
Cocktail Glass

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