Cocktails 1 oz amaretto almond liqueur
1/2 oz grenadine syrup
4 oz half-and-half
2 oz orange juice
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What is the difference between an aardvark and
a coyote?
One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!
Two accountants are in a bank, when armed
robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the
tellers, others line the customers, including the accountants, up
against
a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc.
While this is
going on accountant number one jams something in
accountant number
two's hand. Without looking down, accountant number two
whispers, "What
is this?" to which accountant number one replies,
"it's that $50 I
owe you."
What did one
maggot say to the other who was
stuck in an apple?
Worm your way out of that one, then!
A poet ought not to pick nature's pocket. Let him borrow, and so borrow as to repay by the very act of borrowing. Examine nature accurately, but write from recollection, and trust more to the imagination than the memory. Samuel Taylor Coleridge
America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there. Laurence J. Peter
An idealist believes the short run doesn't count. A cynic believes the long run doesn't matter. A realist believes that what is done or left undone in the short run determines the long run. Sydney J. Harris