Cocktails 1/2 oz Skyy® citrus vodka
1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
1 oz grenadine syrup
1 1/2 oz Skyy® cosmopolitan mix
1/2 oz triple sec
Sprite® soda
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What is the difference between an aardvark and
a coyote?
One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!
Two accountants are in a bank, when armed
robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the
tellers, others line the customers, including the accountants, up
against
a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc.
While this is
going on accountant number one jams something in
accountant number
two's hand. Without looking down, accountant number two
whispers, "What
is this?" to which accountant number one replies,
"it's that $50 I
owe you."
What did one
maggot say to the other who was
stuck in an apple?
Worm your way out of that one, then!
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. Fred Allen
A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know. H. L. Mencken
A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every person leaves a mark. Chinese Proverb