Cocktails 25 ml raspberry vodka
12.5 ml Passoa® liqueur
12.5 ml Plymouth® gin
50 ml cranberry juice
3 kumquats
1 dash gomme syrup
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Ever wonder why they never show the film ALIVE
in-flight?...... It's not
because of the film's content,
it's because the people in the film
are
eating better than the
people on board.
Did you hear about the vampire bicycle
that
went round biting people's arms off?
It was a vicious cycle.
Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
A: It
scares the heck out of the dog.
"Do you know what a pessimist is?" "A man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it." George Bernard Shaw
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read. Mark Twain
A tough lesson in life that one has to learn is that not everybody wishes you well. Dan Rather