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Jo Jo Superspy recipeCocktails
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Jo Jo Superspy recipe
A delicious recipe for Jo Jo Superspy, with vodka, Sour Puss® apple liqueur, guava juice and white grape juice. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 oz vodka
1 oz Sour Puss® apple liqueur
1 oz guava juice
1 oz white grape juice


Method:
Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake briskly. Pour into a cocktail glass, and serve.
Serve:
Cocktail Glass

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