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Baltimore Eggnog recipe
A delicious recipe for Baltimore Eggnog, with Jamaican dark rum, brandy, madeira, egg, powdered sugar and milk. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 oz Jamaican dark rum
1 oz brandy
1 oz madeira
1 whole egg
1 tsp powdered sugar
3/4 cup milk


Method:
Shake all ingredients well with cracked ice and strain into a collins glass. Sprinkle nutmeg on top and serve.
Serve:
Collins Glass

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