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GordBuster from Hell recipevodka
Southern Comfort® peach liqueur
GordBuster from Hell recipe
A delicious recipe for GordBuster from Hell, with vodka, Southern Comfort® peach liqueur, Bacardi® Razz rum, Captain Morgan® Original spiced rum and orange juice. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

2 oz vodka
2 oz Southern Comfort® peach liqueur
2 oz Bacardi® Razz rum
2 oz Captain Morgan® Original spiced rum
4 oz orange juice


Method:
Pour ingredients into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, pour into an old-fashioned or highball glass, and serve.
Serve:
Highball Glass

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