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Romantic Remembrance
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Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair
when he
decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's
table.
Said the mysterious old woman, "For fifteen dollars, I
can read your
love line and tell your romantic future."
Paul readily agreed and
the reader took one look at his
open palm and said, "I can see that
you have no
girlfriend."
"That's true," said
Paul.
"Oh my goodness, you are extremely lonely, aren't you?"
"Yes,"
Paul shamefully admitted. "That's amazing. Can
you tell all of this
from my love line?"
"Love line? No, from the calluses and
blisters."
Why is your face all scratched ?
My girlfriend
said it with flowers.
How romantic.
Not really, she hit me round
the head with a bunch of thorny roses
!
[S]he refused to be bored chiefly because she wasnt boring. Zelda Fitzgerald
A box of crayons and a big sheet of paper provides a more expressive medium for kids than computerized paint programs. Clifford Stoll
A college degree is not a sign that one is a finished product but an indication a person is prepared for life. Reverend Edward A. Malloy