Cocktails 1 oz light rum
1 oz anejo rum
1 oz orange juice
1/2 oz lemon juice
3 oz ginger ale
1 twist lemon peel
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Romantic Remembrance
by Valentine
Card
Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair
when he
decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's
table.
Said the mysterious old woman, "For fifteen dollars, I
can read your
love line and tell your romantic future."
Paul readily agreed and
the reader took one look at his
open palm and said, "I can see that
you have no
girlfriend."
"That's true," said
Paul.
"Oh my goodness, you are extremely lonely, aren't you?"
"Yes,"
Paul shamefully admitted. "That's amazing. Can
you tell all of this
from my love line?"
"Love line? No, from the calluses and
blisters."
Why is your face all scratched ?
My girlfriend
said it with flowers.
How romantic.
Not really, she hit me round
the head with a bunch of thorny roses
!
Be silent as to services you have rendered, but speak of favours you have received. Seneca
Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about seeking whom he may devour. Bible
Delay not; swift the flight of fortune's greatest favours. Seneca