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Cranapple Martini recipe
A delicious recipe for Cranapple Martini, with vodka, DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps and cranberry juice. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 oz vodka
1 1/2 oz DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
1 splash cranberry juice


Method:
Add vodka and DeKuyper Sour Apple Pucker to an ice-filled cocktail or martini shaker. Splash enough cranberry juice to give red tint. Shake and strain into a cocktail glass, and serve.
Serve:
Cocktail Glass

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