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Dark and Veiny recipeShots & Shooters
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Dark and Veiny recipe
A delicious recipe for Dark and Veiny, with butterscotch schnapps, Jagermeister® herbal liqueur, vodka and Irish cream. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1/4 oz butterscotch schnapps
1/4 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur
1/4 oz vodka
1/4 oz Irish cream


Method:
Layer in order; butterscotch first, irish cream, jagermeister, vodka into a shot glass, and serve.
Serve:
Shot Glass

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