Cocktails 2 oz vodka
1 oz triple sec
2 oz margarita mix
1 tsp sugar
1 tbsp lemon juice
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A ragged individual stranded for several months
on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day
noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it.
Rushing to
the bottle, he pulled out the cork and with shaking hands
withdrew the
message.
"Due to lack of maintenance," he read,
"we regretfully have found it
necessary to cancel your e-mail
account."
Can you repeat the part after "Listen
very
carefully"?
An accountant visited the Natural History
museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor:
"This
dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old".
"Where did
you get this exact information?"
"I was here ten months ago, and
the guide told me that the dinosaur is
two billion years old."
"Do you know what a pessimist is?" "A man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it." George Bernard Shaw
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read. Mark Twain
A tough lesson in life that one has to learn is that not everybody wishes you well. Dan Rather