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Firefly recipe
A delicious recipe for Firefly, with vodka, grapefruit juice and grenadine syrup. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 oz vodka
4 oz grapefruit juice
1 tsp grenadine syrup


Method:
Fill a highball glass with cubed ice. Stir in vodka and grapefruit juice. Add the grenadine after stirring, and place it in the center of the drink.
Serve:
Highball Glass

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