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Lakeside Lemonade recipe
A delicious recipe for Lakeside Lemonade, with Absolut® Citron vodka, triple sec, sweet and sour mix, lemon-lime soda and cranberry juice. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 1/2 oz Absolut® Citron vodka
1/2 oz triple sec
4 1/2 oz sweet and sour mix
1 splash lemon-lime soda
1 splash cranberry juice


Method:
Pour the Absolut Citron and triple sec into a highball glass filled with ice cubes. Almost fill with sweet and sour mix, and add a splash of lemon-lime soda and splash of cranberry juice. Garnish with a slice of lemon, and serve.
Serve:
Highball Glass

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