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Jello Love recipePunches
Bacardi® orange rum
Jello Love recipe
A delicious recipe for Jello Love, with Bacardi® orange rum, DeKuyper® Watermelon Pucker schnapps, Cruzan® orange rum and Gatorade® Fierce Melon energy drink. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 oz Bacardi® orange rum
1 1/2 oz DeKuyper® Watermelon Pucker schnapps
1 oz Cruzan® orange rum
6 oz Gatorade® Fierce Melon energy drink


Method:
Pour the Bacardi O, DeKuyper Watermelon Pucker schnapps and Cruzan orange rum into a cup and mix well. Add the Gatorade Fierce Melon; do not stir. Chill for one hour before serving.
Serve:
Cup

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