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A delicious recipe for K-Snap, with peach schnapps and lemon iced tea. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 oz peach schnapps
2 - 3 oz lemon iced tea


Method:
Stir both ingredients together in a cocktail glass with/without shaven ice, as desired, and serve.
Serve:
Cocktail Glass

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