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Absolut® vodka
Johnny Bravo recipe
A delicious recipe for Johnny Bravo, with Absolut® vodka, peach schnapps, DeKuyper® Watermelon Pucker schnapps, Blue Curacao liqueur and cranberry juice. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 oz Absolut® vodka
1 oz peach schnapps
1 oz DeKuyper® Watermelon Pucker schnapps
1 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
2 oz cranberry juice


Method:
Pour the Absolut vodka, peach schnapps, DeKuyper Watermelon Pucker schnapps and blue curacao into a highball glass filled with ice cubes. Add the cranberry juice, and serve.
Serve:
Highball Glass

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