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Jagermilch recipeShots & Shooters
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Jagermilch recipe
A delicious recipe for Jagermilch, with Jagermeister® herbal liqueur and milk. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 1/2 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur
1 1/2 oz milk


Method:
Put both ingredients into a shooter glass and shoot.
Serve:
Shot Glass

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