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Hawaiian punch
Leftover Salmon recipe
A delicious recipe for Leftover Salmon, with Hawaiian punch, vodka, gin, pineapple juice, Everclear® alcohol, milk and salt. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 gal Hawaiian punch
5 oz vodka
3 oz gin
6 oz pineapple juice
1 oz Everclear® alcohol
2 oz milk
1 pinch salt


Method:
Combine all ingredients in a punch bowl; ice if desired. Stir well.
Serve:
Punch Bowl

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