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Laser Beam Shot recipeShots & Shooters
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Laser Beam Shot recipe
A delicious recipe for Laser Beam Shot, with Midori® melon liqueur, Goldschlager® cinnamon schnapps and Jagermeister® herbal liqueur. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1/3 oz Midori® melon liqueur
1/3 oz Goldschlager® cinnamon schnapps
1/3 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur


Method:
Chill the ingredients beforehand. Layer ingredients, in order, into a shot glass; Midori at the bottom (or other melon schnapps), Goldschlager, Jagermeister at the top.
Serve:
Shot Glass

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