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Limetini recipe
A delicious recipe for Limetini, with vodka, triple sec and lime juice. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

2 oz vodka
1 oz triple sec
1 1/2 oz fresh lime juice


Method:
Pour the vodka, triple sec and lime juice into a cocktail shaker with a couple of ice cubes. Shake well, strain into a martini or cocktail glass, and serve.
Serve:
Cocktail Glass

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