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4th of July recipeShots & Shooters
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4th of July recipe
A delicious recipe for 4th of July, with grenadine syrup, vodka and Blue Curacao liqueur. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1/2 oz grenadine syrup
1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur


Method:
Layer in order given.Pour into a shot glass.
Serve:
Shot Glass

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