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Fucked Up Greek recipeShots & Shooters
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Fucked Up Greek recipe
A delicious recipe for Fucked Up Greek, with sambuca and lemonade. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1/2 - 3/4 oz sambuca
1/4 - 1/2 oz lemonade


Method:
Combine both ingredients according to taste in a cocktail shaker. Shake and pour into a shot glass; serve.
Serve:
Shot Glass

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