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Lunchbox recipeShots & Shooters
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Lunchbox recipe
A delicious recipe for Lunchbox, with Southern Comfort® peach liqueur, amaretto almond liqueur, beer and orange juice. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 1/2 oz Southern Comfort® peach liqueur
1 1/2 oz amaretto almond liqueur
1 1/2 oz beer
3 1/2 oz orange juice


Method:
First, pour the orange juice into a highball glass. Add the beer. Take a shot glass, pour the amaretto in, then southern comfort. Drop the shot glass into the highball glass, then chug.
Serve:
Highball Glass

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