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Lunatic Giant recipeBeer / Ale
Blue Curacao liqueur
Lunatic Giant recipe
A delicious recipe for Lunatic Giant, with Blue Curacao liqueur, beer, nut-toffee schnapps, raspberry cider, Schweppes® bitter lemon soda and vodka. Also lists similar drink recipes.
Ingredients:

1 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
5 oz beer
1 oz nut-toffee schnapps
1 splash raspberry cider
1 splash Schweppes® bitter lemon soda
1 oz vodka


Method:
Pour beer, Schweppes bitter lemon and raspberry cider into a beer mug or pint glass. Add ice. Pour nut toffee schnapps, blue curacao and vodka into a shot glass. Drop the shot glass into the beer mug and serve.
Serve:
Beer Mug

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